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You know what they call alternative medicine when it works? Medicine.
Yeah I wrote that out without thinking it through lol
I signed up for a family plan a couple years ago and it’s honestly one of the last subscriptions I would cancel. I can justify it by the literally hundreds of hours of watching ads me and my family would have been subjected to otherwise.
My sex toy goes to a different school
Got me good
Lose the blackjack too
F91W will never not be supported
SpyPhone?
One of my home servers was popped once, they stuck a new MOTD on there to let me know how foolish I was and I haven’t made that mistake since. So… yay greyhat?
For Chiefly reasons of course. Now whether or not that server is active in the cluster is another matter entirely, but hey if it makes him/her feel important /shrug
Figure ~45 minutes to run to the liquor store for a decent single malt, another ~25 minutes for the pizza rolls, quick power nap, wake up and redeploy. That’s about 2 hours.
That joke lands better when spoken
That was a joke in reference to the Van Halen album 5150, which in fact did not include the track Hot for Teacher, as that was on the album 1984, and I was being facetious.
5150 is also the name of Eddie (and subsequently Wolfgang) Van Halen’s recording studio where 1984 and many other seminal albums were recorded.
The studio was named after Section 5150 of the Welfare Code of California which allows officers or mental health professionals to detain individuals for involuntary psychiatric holds.
Pretty sure it’s a reference to Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher
As with all wig jokes, this went over my head
Unix is the kind of friend who won’t bat an eye about holding your beer while you go and do something incredibly stupid
This is gross. I love it.
I bought my first 3D printer to print a replacement worm gear in my Venetian blinds that I could have bought for like 30¢
Totally justified.
They could bundle in my idea of having a telephone in your house, not a cell phone more like a land phone