It’s literally what the song says. On the first day, I got a partridge in a pear tree. On the second day, I got 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pair tree.

If you think the gifts weren’t given recursively it’s because you believe it should be that way, not because you’re listening to the lyrics as they’re written.

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How can you be forced to input a pattern/PIN?

Ignoring your source of, “trust me bro,” a huge number of actual Americans in America think things are normal. How does that relate to interest rates?

oof

Reply with a pic of your face or you’re a coward and your comments mean nothing.

I’m not sure I get this one. Is the joke that they’re the first humans so they don’t know that they’ll die someday?

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And he knows how many seconds it’ll take to kill a room of armed thugs

I can’t agree when we’re talking about the state of the world. Yes, the world will go on and see better days, but it might take millennia and the extinction of humanity to get there, which isn’t something that any of us will endure.