Phase one: force everyone’s data into their OneDrive account. OneDrive now at capacity, you must upgrade to ensure all your data is backed up and retained.

Phase two: MS secretly (or not so secretly) use all this data to train copilot.

Human generated content to feed into ai systems is the new good rush

Fatal Racing

Yes! There is a website somewhere that has a tonne of fake os screens - updating/upgrading windows, bsod loop etc.

Run a scary looking one of those, disconnect mouse/keyboard so it can’t be interrupted and let the boss discover it

Heat transfer kits - some have thermostats that can control the flow else flick them on manually:

https://www.mitre10.co.nz/shop/heating-cooling/heating/heat-transfer-kits/c/RS2063?inStockNationwide=false&inStockSelectedStore=false&sort=RELEVANCY

Capped - gotta keep the connection usable and in my eyes availability > speed.

Very few things I need “right now” so I can be patient as not being able to find something can be much more frustrating.

Saying that, if you need to switch off, do so. If they really want it, they’ll leave it queued and it’s not on you to act as the entire distribution source (unless it’s your distro!)