I don’t think it gets any slower than Fishing with John

Baseball: no more home runs. If it goes out of the park it’s a foul. It will force a much more dynamic infield game and get rid of boring ass pop flys.

Edit: exception for grand slams because that shit is pretty exciting.

Ok, I actually laughed at one of these for once

I dunno, sounds like english to me.

Nobody has mentioned Kyrgyzstan yet

To my knowledge, Jamaica’s is the only national flag to not contain red, white or blue.

Yeah! Teriyaki would work great if you like it sweeter.

No because it’s not really within my budget.

Sure am excited about my new light bulbs though.

Fuck yeah, grilled alongside the patty, maybe a soy sauce glaze.

Fuck that abomination you described though.

This is the right answer.

Having John Landis write the story didn’t hurt.

David Bowie. He was such a cultural touchstone that influenced so much artistry on top of being a brilliant artist himself. I lived in New York City when he died and the stoop of his apartment turned into a makeshift memorial with countless people contributing objects that held significance to their relationship with him. I was so overwhelmed to see it that I cried.

Shit, you remember them?! They were so good live.

If any of the detectives from Law and Order come in to my bar I absolutely will not remember that random patron from five days ago.

Were they low on red ink or something?

I think so but it has it’s own flavor that is… Widly disliked

If you are thinking it’s like aquavit or something it is not. Malört tastes like used band-aids.

Malört is a dare in a bottle.