cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1362arrow-down16
arrow-up1356arrow-down1imageMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.lemmy.mlcm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareFlexibleToast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down1·2 months agoJust be even lazier and sit down.
minus-squareXanthrax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoYou think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark? It’s up for a reason.
minus-squareFlexibleToast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 months agoIf it’s up, you don’t even need to touch it, just sit… Also, clean your toilet. Don’t be proud of being a slob.
minus-squareXanthrax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 months agoI have a partner with a vagina and I have dick, so that lid is a schrodinger’s cat in the dark
minus-squareFlexibleToast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoAnd unlike a cat you apparently have no night vision at all along with your dirty toilet?
minus-squareXanthrax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI’m color blind and I can’t see in the dark, so yes
minus-squareLord Wiggle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoAnd make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja
Just be even lazier and sit down.
You think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark? It’s up for a reason.
If it’s up, you don’t even need to touch it, just sit… Also, clean your toilet. Don’t be proud of being a slob.
I have a partner with a vagina and I have dick, so that lid is a schrodinger’s cat in the dark
And unlike a cat you apparently have no night vision at all along with your dirty toilet?
I’m color blind and I can’t see in the dark, so yes
Fair enough I suppose.
And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja