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minus-squareBubbleMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThey say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men. Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoIn general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”
minus-squareBubbleMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThat’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……? If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….? Or whatever. Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoAnd many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.
minus-squareBubbleMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoHonestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number. Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-24 months ago buy twitter call it nutter fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm
minus-squarestebo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoor maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too
minus-squareCodex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-24 months agoThey say there are no asexuals in fox holes
minus-squareson_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoYou put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.
Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.
Wasn’t he fairly religious?
so too are a lot of gay men
In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.
African or European swallow?
I don’t know thaaaaaahhhhhh!
“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”
That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……?
If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?
Or whatever.
Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…
And many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.
Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.
Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.
or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too
They say there are no asexuals in fox holes
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up