They might have to try their hands at potions after consulting the handbook of the full pump prince.
The incantation is Sildenafil
That’s not in universe
Skelegrow in a reverse catheter, on the other hand…
If the spell lasts longer than four hours, you should call your exorcist.
There’s no way this isn’t a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe
The dude on the left almost got the right spell:
Dongus Elongus
Same volume, just increased length but reduced girth.
It works for me, I can’t touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
It’s e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.
Cockus Engorgio
Massive Deferens
It’s cockus engORgio, not engorgioh
BIGGUS
DICKUS!
He had a wife you know…
Do you want to know what she was called?..
INCONTINENTIA
BUTTOCKS!
I love the delivery of that line.
Incontinentica…
🤐😅
…Buttocks.
😄😆😂🤣
Incontinentica
Buttocks
What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?
Phallico Fortifico!
pharmaceutical engineering:
Expecto Cialis!
Few master the snake tongue
Phallus Maximus
The research must continue
Don’t forget fetus deletus.
These kids really need more supervision.
JK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.
Accio Bum!