A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.
Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio…
JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….
Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??
Casualties are to be expected.
It’s been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.The worst stargate.
Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa’uld aren’t interested.
Ugh don’t you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.
Truly a 90s moment.
The possum Homeworld
It looks like it’s missing the symbols. Probably out of service.
Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we’re in business.
And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.
Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn’t even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can’t dial out.
It’s ok, it’s in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.
Edit: You downvoters don’t understand. I’m in Indiana so I’m allowed to say that. I don’t make the rules, I just obey them.
I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying
Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.
You want Goa’uld? This is how you get Goa’uld.
Prove to me we already don’t. Have you seen the news!
Aw dang. You got a point…
As someone also in Indiana, I’m surprised there’s not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.
…not that Indiana is much better.
Living in Ohio I’ll just stand in the vortex. That’s enough for me.
Oh Indiana is awful and no one should come here.
But I’m still allowed to shit on Ohio due to my being a Hoosier.
Indiana: At least we’re not Ohio!
Can we just get a pair of signs at the border? “Welcome to Indiana/Ohio! At least we’re not Ohio/Indiana”
And while we’re at it let’s get Defiance Ohio a sign clarifying that they aren’t the punk band of the same name.
As a Hoosier who also did some schooling in Ohio, I would contribute to the fund for these signs.
And as a buckeye who did some growing up in indiana I would help put them up so long as I don’t have to spend any time in Indiana that isn’t on my way to Chicago.
Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.
It can be rotated, no? Doesn’t seem to be in a working state right now.
Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD
You can dial manually as long as you bring your own power source.
And your own Walter, he kept all those SG teams alive
Nobody I’d trust more to open the Iris!
Good, now get me off this planet.
“Moooom, I want a real stargate!”
“We have a stargate at home”:
But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
Its location doesn’t look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.
Great cross post for !sideoftheroad@possumpat.io
Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.
Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.
Just don’t mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it’ll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.
TO Ohio? No, that can’t be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it’s destination?
Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:
That’s cool, any details or link to share?
It’s classified.
Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!
I’m fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!
Says someone who’s never been to Ohio before. Their state motto is “abandon hope all ye who enter here”
I thought our state motto was “HA HA! You got stuck in Ohio!”
It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you’ll still have been to Ohio.
Stargate is real
Always has been.
